Florida Marlins Say Altercation With Washington Never Happened (Satire)

The Florida Marlins have publicly stated that whatever media sources are reporting a brawl during their game last night are false. Major League Baseball says that since there were no fans at the Marlins game last night, there are no witnesses to prove otherwise. 

www.sportsline.com/  -  CBS Sports  -  Sat, 04 Sep 2010 11:04:25 PM EDT  

Right-hander Adalberto Mendez has joined the Florida Marlins and will make his major league debut when he starts in the first game of a doubleheader Monday at Philadelphia.

sports.espn.go.com/  -  ESPN  -  Sat, 04 Sep 2010 10:47:36 PM EDT  

The Florida Marlins have publicly stated that whatever media sources are reporting a brawl during their game last night are false. Major League Baseball says that since there were no fans at the Marlins game last night, there are no witnesses to prove otherwise.  The Marlins have become synonymous with having a very low attendance average. On television, there are not any fans in the seats and ...

bleacherreport.com/  -  Bleacher Report  -  Sat, 04 Sep 2010 10:05:57 PM EDT  

Florida Marlins president David Samson has no shortage of critics these days in Miami-Dade County. He can thank Deadspin.com for his troubles.

www.sportsline.com/  -  CBS Sports  -  Sat, 04 Sep 2010 7:59:17 PM EDT  

Right-hander Adalberto Mendez has joined the Florida Marlins and will make his major league debut when he starts in the first game of a doubleheader Monday at Philadelphia. On Saturday, the Marlins selected the contracts of Mendez and catcher Mike Rivera from Triple-A New Orleans. Mendez has been in the minors since 2003.

sports.yahoo.com/  -  AP Via Yahoo! Sports  -  Sat, 04 Sep 2010 7:59:07 PM EDT  

Five Florida Marlins penalized for brawl; Washington Nationals ' Nyjer Morgan will appeal his latest multi-game suspension

www.palmbeachpost.com/  -  The Palm Beach Post  -  Sat, 04 Sep 2010 7:26:53 PM EDT  

Wire Taps: Florida Marlins' Perspective, Wes Helms On The Washington Nationals' Nyjer Morgan.

www.sportsline.com/  -  CBS Sports  -  Sat, 04 Sep 2010 6:40:40 PM EDT  

Florida Marlins outslug Nationals 16-10 as bench-clearing brawl erupts in sixth

www.palmbeachpost.com/  -  The Palm Beach Post  -  Sat, 04 Sep 2010 6:09:50 PM EDT  

Washington Nationals' Nyjer Morgan, center, is led off the field after a brawl during the sixth inning of a baseball game against the Florida Marlins, Wednesday, Sept. 1, 2010, in Miami.

www.sportsline.com/  -  CBS Sports  -  Sat, 04 Sep 2010 5:35:24 PM EDT  

Florida Marlins catcher John Baker will undergo Tommy John surgery to repair an injury to his throwing elbow that sidelined him for most of this season, meaning he might not play again until 2012. Dr. James Andrews will perform the reconstructive surgery Friday, the Marlins said. Baker has been sidelined since May 12 and had hoped to return this year, but he endured repeated setbacks in...

sports.yahoo.com/  -  AP Via Yahoo! Sports  -  Sat, 04 Sep 2010 8:41:14 AM EDT  

Florida Marlins pitcher Ricky Nolasco to have surgery, out for season

www.palmbeachpost.com/  -  The Palm Beach Post  -  Sat, 04 Sep 2010 3:14:27 AM EDT  

Florida Marlins pitcher Ricky Nolasco and catcher Brett Hayes might be out for season

www.palmbeachpost.com/  -  The Palm Beach Post  -  Sat, 04 Sep 2010 1:41:14 AM EDT  

Josh Johnson hopes for a better result than the last time he faced Atlanta when he and the Florida Marlins continue their three-game set with the Braves tonight at Sun Life Stadium.

www.sportsline.com/  -  CBS Sports  -  Sat, 04 Sep 2010 1:41:04 AM EDT  

The Marlins Nationals fight for the win ended in a clear victory for Florida, 16-10, but was tainted by a brawl that cleared the benches in the sixth inning. Washington center fielder Nyjer Morgan went after Marlins pitcher Chris Volstad after he was hit on the right side by a Volstad's pitch. The action erupted in a massive brawl, leading to both players' ejections. The Sports Network has more ...

www.thirdage.com/  -  ThirdAge  -  Sat, 04 Sep 2010 12:56:50 AM EDT  

The Florida Marlins announced Friday the recall of pitcher Chris Leroux and outfielder Scott Cousins from Triple-A New Orleans.

www.wkyc.com/  -  WKYC Cleveland  -  Fri, 03 Sep 2010 11:17:02 PM EDT